Leslie Knope has done a lot, but her greatest contribution may be the term “punk book jockeys.” Although the term was originally used as an insult, librarians everywhere have embraced the bewildering hatred of Parks and Recreation Staff wearing the badge proudly. Knope, you may have wanted to put us down, but you gave us an advantage! That phrase moved us away from the stereotypes of “shhh!” and cardigans. Librarians are dangerous! From an enthusiastic punk book jockey herself, thank you. Your (satirical, right? RIGHT?) hatred of our profession has led to a rebranding that makes me feel like a rebel rather than a stuffy matron. It’s not the books I need to protect, it’s the people!
In keeping with this celebration of all things bad and book-related, I’ve rounded up some gems that are dying to jump into your cart. We’ve got inside jokes about interlibrary loans, skeletons who refuse to let go of their books, and reminders that nothing is punkier than sharing free information and resources together. Whether you’re a librarian looking to show off your awesomeness, a library supporter (thanks for your If you’re a reader who generally prefers things dark (and appreciates awesomeness), then there’s something on this list for you.
This pin is a quick way to remind the public that librarians have been here for years. Black and gold pair well with a cool cardigan OR a cheeky t-shirt. Librarians Saving Your Ass Enamel Pin, $12+
We take on every stereotype as our own, and this new take on the classic truck mudflap girl isn’t just a woman posing performatively. It’s a woman posing performatively with a book! Mudflap Girl Reading Sticker, $6
This sign is so beautiful I can barely write about it. If your personal reading nook leans more toward a quirky hangout than a mahogany and leather vibe, this sign would be the perfect addition. Books Are Magic Neon Sign, $112+
You probably don’t need more tote bags, but an exception might be made for this one. Let them know what you’ll do if they get between your book. Cold Dead Fingers Tote Bag, $20+
This black and white sticker is a call to action and a reminder. This listing is sold in packs, so stick them up in your community or hand them out to friends. Free Information is Punk Sticker, $15 for a pack of 15
If you or someone you know would do almost anything to be able to read in peace, this shirt is for you. Read In Peace T-Shirt, $20+
Further confirmation that, although Leslie Knope was only joking, the true essence of punk lies in this space where curated information, services and resources are offered without any expectation of payment. What’s more punk than the public library? T-shirt, $20+
Looking for more gifts for the punky bookworm fans in your life? Check out this list of stickers for library lovers! Happy shopping and happy reading.
