Fight Club on cruise ships: Fights break out at sea

What a week for cruise industry videos of scumbags turning cruise ships into Walmarts and Golden Corrals.

Earlier this week, the Internet was blessed with a video taken in early June of a nasty, depraved loser leaving the city’s fight club on a Carnival cruise ship. The fight reportedly took place on the last night of a five-day trip to Central America.

“This is what happens at 3 a.m. when you have a bunch of drunk girls from Tampa,” said Nick Richardson, the guy who filmed the fight while grabbing a slice of pizza late at night.

“I thought, ‘This is definitely going to go wrong,’ so I videotaped it,” he said. “The girls had already decided what they were going to do. It just got out of control very, very quickly. And that’s what happens. You just drink too much.”

Meanwhile, viral video channel Dallas Texas TV has posted a video that allegedly shows a wild brawl between scumbags on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship off Galveston.

Yes, Royal Caribbean. This is the report.

I’m not a cruise ship expert, but I think this is like people fighting at a Toyota dealership. Or people fighting at a 4 ½ star restaurant. Or people fighting at a Whole Foods.

Details are scarce, but it shows the Walmartization of the oceans. Nowhere seems to be safe from these bastards these days.