What did Girthmasterr say about being famous?

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A few months ago, Girthmasterr took the world by storm. He went viral when he revealed to a guy on the street that he was making $80,000 a month on OnlyFans and had successfully parlayed that into an even bigger audience. He now creates content on both the sex site and TikTok, where he makes SFW videos for his predominantly female audience. (In case you’re wondering why he’s called Girthmasterr, his penis is 8 inches long and 7 inches in circumference. If you’re curious, open an incognito window.)

On Wednesday, interview published a conversation with Girthmasterr in which the Australian native comes across not as a Dirk Diggler-esque egomaniac, but as a pretty cool guy who likes to show off his penis. Girthmasterr, whose real name is not public knowledge, explained that he just loves attention. He started posting photos on Tumblr, and the positive feedback led him to post more. Soon he was posting on Reddit and Twitter.

“That’s how I got to where I am today. I just created a new account every now and then to anonymously share pictures of myself on the internet,” he explained. “I started this as a hobby in secret, posting pictures online, and then someone told me to start an OnlyFans account. So I did it and never expected it to get this far.”

Girthmasterr is shockingly modest for a man with such a large penis, interview that he must have been really good in a previous life. “Everything I have, I didn’t achieve. I was born 6’6″ with a huge penis. It’s not like I learned to play the piano or a new language or studied anything,” he said. “So I can’t be too arrogant about what I have. I have a responsibility to keep a clear head and, I don’t know, do as much good as I can with it.”

I’m trying really hard not to act parasocial around this hot, tall Aussie with a huge cock, but I’m afraid it’s a losing battle. He seems nice! Normal, even! He likes to wear grey sweatpants because he knows they’re “slutty”! He said women “are usually the most important thing to me when making decisions”!

Luckily for me and the other women who can’t get enough of this guy, he’s releasing some merchandise soon. “It’s like an old movie poster with Girthmasterr on top, and a tail casts a shadow over a city, and people run away,” he said. Where can I pre-order?