PWB kittens love Paraprosdokians

You are all welcome to join us!

Here are some non-burdensome PWB rules

• Don’t troll the diary. If you hate cat diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
• Please share pictures of your fur babies! If you have any health or behavioral issues with your pets, please feel free to share them with the community.
• Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Birds… are birds! Peeps are people.
• Whatever happens on the outside blog STAYS on the outside blog. If you have “problems” with another Cossack, leave it “outside”. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.

• There are some pictures that we never publish: Snakes, creepy crawlies, all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty towards animals. These are considered “forbidden” and will not be tolerated. When we bring this to your attention, please remember that we have people with phobias who react strongly to it. If you continue to post forbidden images… well… then the tigress will have to take matters into her own hands. Or paw.
• If you are unsure about something, just ask. There is always someone there to help you.

Kittens want to share the paraprosdokians that they find especially funny…

Where there’s a will, I want to be there.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

Because light travels faster than sound, some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge means knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom means not putting it in a fruit salad.

Stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism. Stealing from many is research.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I blame you.

When filling out an application, where it says “In case of emergency, notify:” I wrote “DOCTOR.”

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I used to be undecided. Now I’m not so sure.

To make sure you hit the target, shoot first and then say whatever you hit.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

I should actually respect my elders, but these days I’m finding it increasingly difficult to find anyone.

I sleep eight hours a day and at least ten hours at night.

Does your cat like Paraprosdokians???

This is an open thread…