In honor of Sean: All the cast of Love Island 2024 are real stars

“And most importantly… raspberries”

Love Island 2024’s Sean literally doesn’t talk about sweets. It’s gotten to the point where I’m genuinely worried he doesn’t have any other pick-up lines up his sleeve. It’s a bit charming in a silly sort of way. But I’m not sure how right Sean really is all the time – even when he’s the villa’s answer to a pick-and-mix offer from a man. Here’s my undeniable rundown of the Love Island 2024 cast and how sweet they definitely are – in honor of Sean!

Ayo – The Haribo Snake

I’m sorry, but the whole thing with Uma being sexually attracted was very underhanded on Mimii’s part and she may have forgiven him, but I have NOT.

Ciaran – Sportmix

And he only eats the rugby balls. Not the proper old-man version of Sports Mixture that breaks your teeth, but the newer version that your dad calls ‘woke nonsense’ because it replaces the liquorice with blackcurrant.

Grace – Sour Apples

Has she laughed ONE time in this mansion? Has she ever done anything that doesn’t benefit her or Joey? Has she ever done anything that feels positive? Those apples are sour. Her antics with Konnor last night felt sour too. Weird vibe.

Harriett – A licking lips

My diva is the princess of the entire candy world and you just know she devoured these queens. What a swanky and glamorous candy. I love it.

Jess – Percy Pigs

I don’t want to say anything against Jess or anything, I just think she would be happy about her employee discount. Jealous.

Joey Essex – Toxic Waste

I have a feeling Joey Essex is going to really regret his appearance on Love Island because he doesn’t come across well. From the way he treated Samantha to that bizarre, aggressive confrontation with Omar, everything is toxic. Hopefully he enjoys the bitter toxic waste apocalypse.

Konnor – A big cable

I love cables. Sean is always selling giant cables in his candy store and on TikTok and he’s always talking about how huge they are.

Matilda – Haribo Starmix

You know what… I really like Matilda. She’s like a good mix of everything. A laugh! Smiling! Confident! Beautiful! Just like a bag of Haribo Starmix, you can eat a good portion of everything.

Mimii – Fruit moth

Not actually candy, but I can’t imagine Mimii eating real candy – but she kind of reminds me of the extremely gorgeous strawberry fruit moth girl who always served candy! She’s not a diva!

Nicole – Dolly Mix

A boring candy for a boring islander who takes everything too seriously and complains about every little joke or every little thing she doesn’t like. I would never eat something like that.

Ronnie – White Mouse

That’s my way of saying he’s a rat, by the way.

Sean – Jelly smiles

I feel like Sean was all smiles and nice guy in the villa and then just screwed Omar over to get what he wanted. A smiling assassin. He reminds me of the sinister grin on those sweets. You know they hide a dark side. He actually sells these himself – it’s only fitting that he gets his own kit when he rounds up the Love Island 2024 crowd as candy.

Uma – Blue Dolphin

The most glamorous and chic beauty in the candy world, I’m afraid. I just really like Uma – beautiful charisma, she deserves a majestic candy.

Wil – A tongue painter

Those brushes that make your tongue so cheekily blue have something of Wil about them. He’s also a construction cost estimator, so when you chew them you get a bit of a construction site atmosphere. A second home.

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